Scott Butner photo

Height: 5’6”

Favorite Position: Upright, in play, and in bounds.

Significance of Name/Number: The Joke: “Why was 6 afraid of 7?”
The Punch Line: “Because 789.”

Likes: Laughing, making people laugh, learning new things, steak, school, jammin’ on my bass, mini road trips, doggos, family, friends, and derby!

Dislikes: People who can’t take a joke.

Hometown: Kirkland, WA

Occupation: On-call comedian

Favorite After-Party Beverage: dihydrogen monoxide

Major Injuries: No major injuries, just major bruises.

Derby Birthday: September, 29th 2016

BIO: Born in a dumpster but my jokes ain’t trash.